| | Y0 Y0 Y0 Some guys are good at talking to girls
 Some guys have all the money in the world
 Some guys wear fancy shoes and pants
 I'm not one of those guys,
 But baby, I can dance
 (Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)
 
 I can dance
 (Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)
 I can dance
 (Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)
 I can dance
 (Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)
 
 Uh uh, ah ah
 Uh uh, ah ah
 
 Some guys have friends and they do high-fives
 Some guys have parents that are still alive
 Some guys don't sit when they pee, they stand
 I'm not one of those guys,
 But baby, I can dance
 (Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)
 
 I can dance
 (Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)
 I can dance
 (Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)
 I can dance
 (Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)
 
 Everybody, let's count to ten
 
 One
 All you've got to do is watch me dance
 Two
 Keep watching me dance
 Three
 (Um, uh, hm)
 Four
 
 "Yeah, I'm sorry, I don't actually have lyrics
 For this part. I kinda got carried away, I thought
 That we should do a counting thing, but, uh.
 That's my bad. Sorry guys, sorry 'bout that.
 Can we just maybe cut back to the ''cho''"
 
 (Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)
 I can dance
 (Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)
 I can dance
 (Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)
 
 Uh uh, ah ah
 Uh uh, ah ah
 
 Some guys have money that they've invested
 Some guys were never molested
 I was though, and, but, em...
 
 You've got to stop touching the children
 You've got to stop touching the children
 ''Catholic church, we're looking at your direction'
 You've got to stop touching the children
 ''We're not pointing fingers but, damn, your track record
 is bad and getting worse''
 You've got to stop touching the children
 'Vatican' more like 'Old-man-touching-childr-i-can'
 
 Uh uh, ah ah
 Uh uh, ah aaaaah
 
 Острыыый гвоооздь.
 
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